He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. That's why you always leave a note! I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. I'm half machine. I'm a monster. I've opened a door here that I regret. There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. I am the most incurably lazy devil that ever stood in shoe leather Elementary, my dear Watson. You will not apply my precept. How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth? We know that he did not come through the door, the window, or the chimney. We also know that he could not have been concealed in the room, as there is no […]