Widget Corp
Widget Corp
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! How did your brain even learn human speech? I've been under fire before. Well ... I've been in a fire. Actually, I was fired. I can handle myself. Well, my time of not taking you seriously is coming to a middle. You're welcome on my boat. God ain't. Also? I can kill you with my brain. Every man there go back inside or we will blow a new crater in this little moon. Ten percent of nothin' is ... let me do the math here ... nothin' into nothin' ... carry the nothin' ... Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower ... somewhat less attractive now that she's all corpsified and gross. Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. Whoa, this […]