Calaveras Prospect
Man walks down the street in a hat like that, you know he's not afraid of anything. Just get us on the ground! That part will happen pretty definitely! I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you. Yes sir, Captain Tightpants! How did your brain even learn human speech? Every man there go back inside or we will blow a new crater in this little moon. I'm afraid I just blue myself. There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right. He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. I have always held, too, that pistol practice should be distinctly an open-air pastime; […]