That's what it said on 'Ask Jeeves.' Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. Really? Did nothing cancel? If anyone gets nosy, just ...you know ... shoot 'em. Shoot 'em? Politely, of course. Jayne, your mouth is talking. You might wanna look to that. Course you couldn't buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle, but I got my hands on a couple. You're welcome on my boat. God ain't. I cannot abide useless people. Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower ... somewhat less attractive now that she's all corpsified and gross. Well, my time of not taking you seriously is coming to a middle. Yes sir, Captain Tightpants! Mercy is the mark of a […]