I've opened a door here that I regret. Guy's a pro. It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. I'm half machine. I'm a monster. That's what it said on 'Ask Jeeves.' There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you'll have more fun. Whoa, this guy's straight? Marry me. Guy's a pro. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. Ten percent of nothin' is ... let me do the math here ... nothin' into nothin' ... carry the nothin' ... […]