It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. Army had half a day. Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back! Am I a lion? I don't think of myself as a lion. You might as well, though, I have a mighty roar. Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Every man there go back inside or we will blow a new crater in this little moon. Course you couldn't buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle, but I got my hands on a couple. I've been under fire before. Well ... I've been in a fire. Actually, I was fired. I can handle myself. First rule of battle, little one ... don't ever let them know where you are... WHOO-HOO! […]