No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right. Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you'll have more fun. That's what it said on 'Ask Jeeves.' I must apologize for calling so late, and I must further beg you to be so unconventional as to allow me to leave your house presently by scrambling over your back garden wall. The world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes. Holmes and Watson are on a camping trip. In the middle of the night Holmes […]