Course you couldn't buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle, but I got my hands on a couple. Well, my time of not taking you seriously is coming to a middle. You're welcome on my boat. God ain't. Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower ... somewhat less attractive now that she's all corpsified and gross. Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius. You will not apply my precept. How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth? We know that he did not come through the door, the window, or the chimney. We also know that he could not have been concealed in the room, as there is no […]