Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Course you couldn't buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle, but I got my hands on a couple. I cannot abide useless people. Mercy is the mark of a great man. Guess I'm just a good man. Well, I'm all right. Next time you want to stab me in the back, have the guts to do it to my face. I'm half machine. I'm a monster. I care deeply for nature. That's why you always leave a note! I'm afraid I just blue myself. We just call it a sausage. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. Whoa, this guy's straight? Army had half a day. Guy's a pro. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. There's so many […]