Arthur Silberman: Life is too complicated in the morning.
Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! Well, what do you expect, mother? Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. Whoa, this guy's straight? We just call it a sausage. That's why you always leave a note! What's Spanish for 'I know you speak English?' He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. Holmes and Watson are on a camping trip. In the middle of the night Holmes wakes up and gives Dr. Watson a nudge. 'Watson' he says, 'look up in the sky and tell me what you see.' 'I see millions of stars, Holmes,' says Watson. 'And what do you conclude from that, Watson?' Watson thinks for a moment. 'Well,' he says, 'astronomically, it tells me […]