I've been under fire before. Well ... I've been in a fire. Actually, I was fired. I can handle myself. You're welcome on my boat. God ain't. Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back! Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! I cannot abide useless people. If anyone gets nosy, just ...you know ... shoot 'em. Shoot 'em? Politely, of course. First rule of battle, little one ... don't ever let them know where you are... WHOO-HOO! I'M RIGHT HERE! I'M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O' ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo! ... 'Course, there're other schools of thought. There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right. I care deeply for nature. I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Now, […]